Straw dawg

Is a method to consume an alcoholic beverage in a short period of time. This is accomplished by utilizing a straw with your favorite beverage. You will then utilize the straw to finish your beverage quickly, most preferably under a minute to enhance the ability to catch a fade in a shorter period of time.

Hey do you want to pre game before the concert. Fuck yeah! Let’s straw dawg a couple of beers.

by V & C July 21, 2024

Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

Soggy Straw

The act of using ones foreskin to store water or other various liquids, much like a camel.

John got thirsty during the football game, luckily he had his soggy straw filled to the brim.

by Funk Dunkle Phd. January 16, 2021

straw berry

ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!! DIE DARK STALKER!!!!!! ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!!
who would win?

MIND READING DRAGON WHO CAN SEE FUTURE A AND STUFF vs STRAW BERRY

in wings of fire we say ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY.

by ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY March 3, 2025

Flipping the Straw

Performing oral sex followed by anal, as well as vice versa.

"That girl has crazy head game, imma be flipping the straw on her when we done"

by Anroo Palker January 28, 2023

Straw dawg

Is a method to consume an alcoholic beverage in a short period of time. This is accomplished by utilizing a straw with your favorite beverage. You will then utilize the straw to finish your beverage quickly, most preferably under a minute to enhance the ability to catch a fade in a shorter period of time.

Hey are we pre gaming before the concert? Fuck yeah! Let straw dawg a couple of beers.

by V & C July 21, 2024