Stranger Homosexus

When a man sits on his own penis until it becomes numb and then masturbates. When a man positions himself correctly, he can cut off the circulation of blood to his own penis. When he masturbates or touches the temporarily dead penis, it feels like he is touching the penis of another man. This is, in theory, the opposite of a traditional stranger.

Every since Dave became gay, he has really been in to that stranger homosexus stuff.

by Dr. Skip Forbes April 16, 2008

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

Numbing for Strange

The act of sitting on your hand to numb it up in preparation for masterbation

Tim: Jon why is Juan always sitting on his hands on these camping trips
Jon: He is Numbing for strange you know he has not gotten any in a while.

by Dillsnick September 23, 2010

The Stranger

'The Stranger' is a masturbation technique which the user commences by sitting on their hands until they go numb and as a result cannot feel through their hands when they masturbate.

I employed 'The Stranger' last night for the first time.

by Pessimessed September 29, 2005

getting some strange

Going out and "having relations" outside of your relationship or marital status or seeking someone different than your standard choice of women

Man 1: man you see him with that silverback gorilla
Man 2: yeah he caught his gf with his brother so he's out "getting some strange"

by Danny Joe Henry July 10, 2014

Chasing Strange

1) In search of genital to genital contact 2) The all encompassing search for pussy, cock or some combination of both by drug, alcohol, or hormone inspired horny juveniles, college students, and adults...and the experiences and obstacles they encounter during their all important hedonistic search for sexual satisfaction...as described on the website of the same name.

Pete: Hey Billy, what are you up to this weekend?
Billy: Carrie is out of town this weekend, so some buddies and I are going to do blow off of stripper's tits and then go out Chasing Strange.

by Chasing March 16, 2008

stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself

by arlie September 6, 2004