Straight Lampin'

The act of hanging out or keeping it real in a sitution that provides no other equal or better oppurtunity

Jane: Hey what are you planning on doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick

by Johnny Mexico July 30, 2006

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straight up

to be honest, to not lie, to not hide things behind other's backs. An abbreviation of the term straight up is SU.

Dude just be straight up.

Dude, Jane gave head to greg behind my back, thats not straight up.

by Collotta January 14, 2007

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straight for Jesus

A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that homosexuality is wrong.

Scott is straight for Jesus. He clearly is gay and checks me out all the time.

by Christopher J. Smith August 26, 2007

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Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it July 11, 2008

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Grizzly Straight

Grizzly straight is a man's chewing tobacco. Tied with Grizzly Wintergreen in being badass, it shows a "I dont give a fuck what you think" attitude. Legend has it that Chuck Norris used to put a full tin of Grizzly Straight in his bottom lip and a full tin of Grizzly Wintergreen in his upper lip.
Be warned. Its not for pussys.

You see that bearded dude riding the harley?
He's rockin Grizzly Straight for sure

Mark is too big of a pussy to put in Grizzly straight

by Grizzly straight man April 21, 2011

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