Sticky Keys

Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.

You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !

by tactical panda August 29, 2012

sticky keys

When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.

Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.

by likeaboss413 May 13, 2009

Sticky Bun

A circle of guys jack off onto an unfrosted cinnamon bun and the last one to cum has to eat it.

Ryan: Hey I just bought a pack of pillsbury dough boy but they forgot the frosting!!!!

Austin: What the fuck do we eat for breakfast now?

Steven: I have an idea for breakfast. We can make a sticky bun.

Aric: Let's do it!

by One pump chump July 31, 2011

slicky

The biological moistening (slickening) of one's vagina in preparation for penetrative sex.

Good lord! He got me so aroused that my slicky seeped through my capris!

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

sticky titties

Molded, breast-like, cupped forms made of either silicone or fabric which magically stick to your boobs and clasp together in the middle. Similar to a strapless bra but there is no back. They can be adjusted closer or further together for maximum cleavage. The most fabulous invention. E.V.E.R.

Ashley, you know that dress I couldn't wear because of the whole "bra issue"? Check it out - I'm wearing sticky titties!

by winegirly May 2, 2006

sticky icky icky

Yet another slang term for weed. The best kind of weed.

I'm ready to hit some Sticky Icky Icky!

by SuperSonicX September 26, 2006

Sticky Bun

When a man pulls out and ejaculates unexpectantly into a woman's hair. The woman then puts her hair into a bun for the trip home

Laura: How was your night with Treigh?
Maria: He gave me a sticky bun.
L: What?
M: He cummed in my hair!

by qilly13w October 20, 2013