Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
by sigmamama January 10, 2025

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023

by nitrotypewinner2018 February 25, 2018

by Ayanna is swag 🤑 June 3, 2021

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.
Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"
Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".
Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".
Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".
Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017
