Stanker

A new and upcoming breed of hip people, but they are in no way a hipster. A Stanker is often confused for a hipster, but Stankers do not carry the liberal views often paired with a hipster. Therefore, Stankers give less fucks about the world than hipsters.

"Whoa look at that hipster."
"No man, that's a Stanker, they don't give a fuck."

by TheStanke October 16, 2012

Accrington Stanley

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.

Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"

by FootballMAD November 2, 2008

Dirty Stanley

When you sleep in the same bed as your sister and accidentally get her pregnant.

Wayne pulled a dirty Stanley, bet the kids gonna come out weird.

by Covidking April 19, 2020

Cheech-stache

A thick mustache that extends beyond either end of a person's lips and often curves slightly downward except when smiling. It is reminiscent to that of Burt Reynolds but was popularised by Cheech Marin of Cheech & Chong.

In Cheech & Chong's "Still Smokin'," the Dutch mistake Cheech for actor Burt Reynolds because of his cheech-stache, and Chong is similarly mistaken to be Dolly Parton.

by Jackie Deram January 3, 2007

Musty stache

(n.) A wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. Noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. Common in teens, Mexicans, Mexican teens, and in the south.

Mikey: Did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.

by TCKBricklayer July 14, 2010

south stanley

Stanley. A little town in Newcastle. Full of chavs and geordies. Full of stoners and alcoholics

Aye that shithole south stanley that’s where I live

by I live in stanley May 3, 2018

zander stancel

A stupid cunt who is typing on Urban dictionary.

Zander Stancel is a stupid cunt.

by zman22366 January 27, 2018