Squirrel Boner

An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.

"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."

by Puchley October 27, 2008

SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!

A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh

by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008

screaming squirrel

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.

There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.

by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

creepy squirrel

The creepiest squirrel u have ever seen

Boi thats a creepy squirrel

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

squirrel and hedgehog

squirrel and hedgehog is north korea propaganda for kids and its good!

i watch squirrel and hedgehog and i love it

by ecool is board April 26, 2019

Squirrel Brain

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.

"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

by FuckgirlMads May 3, 2018

Squirrel Tuck

When the dude’s nuts are pushed and tucked in her pussy or ass during coitus.

I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018