squirrel master 

the quote "crazy guy" in jail that saves your anal virginity by letting you be his bitch for no charge.

Squirrel Master: " I heard you're gonna be raped by nasty nate?

guy: "Yeah, can you save me? And if so what do I have to give you?"

Squirrel Master: "Nah man, I got your back. Just watch out in the shower"

squirrel master by lalahsghost February 19, 2004

squirrel bait 

a nut, a mentally disturbed person

your neighbors are totally squirrel bait

squirrel bait by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Squirrel Scammer 

A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.

Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer

Squirrel Scammer by Eggvon June 4, 2007

squirrel slap 

When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.

Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face

squirrel slap by Master Destroyer December 1, 2014

squirrel poop

The mystery of the final destination of squirrel poop has been solved. Everyone has seen those cute little squirrels sitting up on their haunches nibbling on some little nugget of unspecified food source. The ravenous squirrel is actually eating his own poop. The lifespan of squirrel poop is very short. (probably about 3-5 seconds from butthole to squirrel mouth)

I'm not really sure, but I think that squirrel just ate his own squirrel poop!

squirrel poop by urban surgeon April 11, 2007

squirrel-handed 

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
...
Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

squirrel-handed by Fugerko.? December 30, 2003

squirrel nuts 

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

squirrel nuts by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007