Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.

"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".

by xucez December 2, 2020

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smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021

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The Tactical Spoon

During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.

"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"

by Mister. Phister March 9, 2022

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Arkansas Booty Spoon

Only perform this act during a harvest moon. The Amish folk must perform their corn ritual. The Amish elder will be paired up with the man with big tit, often times named Ian. Ian, who ate corn two days prior, will be on the receiving end of the booty spoon. The elder will grab the biggest ladle and proceed to fish out all the little corn flakes. Once Ian’s corn flakes are collected the elder will feed a 6 year old this mystery snack.

Damnnnn bro man with big tit, probably Ian, just got Arkansas Booty spooned. Ian is so lucky

by Thirsty Steve September 5, 2022

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A Kayden Spooner

Kayden Spooner references to someone who is a male who loves spooning other males, usually their partner or *special* friend/crush. They usually get really embarrassed when you bring it up and sometimes turns defensive and flustered.

*your at a sleepover and your two male friends are spooning*
"oh guys, your such A Kayden Spooner!"

by Imverysmart:) September 10, 2023

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