shoomers

another word for cool, good or advanced

"Dawg those new shoes are so cool"
"I know right, they're straight up shoomers"

by shoomerzoomer May 7, 2024

Splomp

Splomp - The word used to describe chucking a miniature Mark XVII thermonuclear bomb at the speed of light towards one thing, person, or creature.

'Splomp', however, in slang terms, means to drink 17 shots of Jack Daniel's whiskey and then proceeding to murder 17 kindergarten-age children with a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard time.

Often, the user of the word means they are going to murder 17 children who are inside a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado with a mark XVII thermonuclear bomb doused in Jack Daniel's whiskey thrown at the speed of light at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard Time.

I'm about to Splomp these children.

by 1waffley May 24, 2024

SCOOM

Just don’t get SCOOMED YAA HEARD

Shorty just got SCOOMED

Or
I’m tired I been SCOOMING all day

by TRAPLEGAL January 6, 2025

Skoompy

When you are in the mood for committing an act of hoeing or tho-otherness

She was feeling skoompy, wanting all that dick.

by skoompy February 25, 2025

shoomshoom

Shoomshoom is a person who has all the personality disorders but no girls, he spends his time fantasizing about cooking wine and white girls, stereotype used in the U.K, It is usually depicted that men called Shoomshoom are Bipolar at their roots

Girl: "That guy is such a Shoomshoom the way he talks to white girls only"
Boy: "Tell me about it."

by Svetlana Myshenkov May 31, 2025

Shoomshoom

A U.K stereotype for someone bipolar, usually also a person obsessed with white girls and cooking wine, A shoomshoom is bipolar to his roots

Zayna: "God your boyfriend is so bipolar."
Sarah: "I know right he's such a Shoomshoom."

by Svetlana Myshenkov May 31, 2025

soomer

a person who induldges in consumerism.

this dude actually has that one Stanley cup, is he a fucking soomer?

by #1soomer November 16, 2025