spoforife

Spoforife. Spoon. Fork. Knife. 'nuff said.

A Couple on a plane, the man has the window seat.
Kanye: Hey, Estelle, I'm feeling bonkers. Do you got a spoon, fork or a knife? I think it's called a spoforife.
Estelle: Can you be quiet for just one shitting minute?
Kanye: Hey we just touched down in London town.
Estelle: For Christ's sake, quit it with the fucking song or I'll kick you in the fucking balls again you ass hole.
Kayne: Hey look, it's the press. They don't fuck wit me.
Estelle: (Sighs.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 21, 2008

Scoofer

A poor, low-class & trashy person. (Offensive)

My neighbor is such a scoofer; I wish he'd get rid of those junk cars in his front yard.

by Scoofer January 2, 2017

spoofenhiemen

The act when a male homosapien scromps or puts his penis inside of a female homosapiens (or other species if your into that kind of shit you SICK FUCK) vaginal cavity and thrusts so hard so many times that both the anal and vaginal cavities start to bleed profusely due to raw friction, slight tearing, and recoil. Victimizing and crippling the female for days and deterring them from sexual acts for months.

WARNING: May induce a coma or even death!

Example 1: "Yeah I just got back from Hannahs funeral, maybe I shouldn't have spoofenhiemened her soo hard"

Example 2: "Hell yeah I spoofenhiemened that bitch so hard last night that I broke BOTH her legs!"

Example 3: (on the phone)

Terry: "Hey what's Adrian doing?"
Keith: "gettin some spoofenhiemen"
Terry: "Yeah I figured I can hear if from my house"

by koruptone August 5, 2009

smoofler

another word for dude

hey smoofler

omg smoofler did hear bout that?

smoofler another word for dude, man , firend

by smoofler October 8, 2007

Scoof

(Noun) One who is a fool.
(Noun) The victim of a prank.
(Verb) To prank someone.

(Noun) The boy who was the victim of everyone's jokes was forever known as a scoof.
(Verb) Aaron pranked his friend saying, "I scoofed you!"

by WaffleLlamaWong February 22, 2017

spoofer

1. A male person of limited intelligence dumbass who simulates masturbation through actions or word of mouth.

by trev_nz July 12, 2003

spof

a Prety Boy who shops at Brown Thomas or Harrods, pastimes include:1)looking in the mirror at regular intervals...if such luxuries are not readily available shiny surfaces or shop windows will do!
2)Gelling hair
3)In extreme cases they have been known to apply make up, this is refered to as SPOFISM.

in america spof would be defined as Ryan Seacrest,in countries such as england it would be defined as orlando bloom

by JEPETO November 10, 2005