Spacker

The most offensive word in the world, usually used towards anyone with a disability. Anyone who uses this word ought to be brutally tortured. (I was born deaf)

Random guy: He's a Spacker cos he is in a wheelchair.

Me: *grabs him and knees him in the balls*

by .:[Elitestreuner}:. October 22, 2009

Spocked Five

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.

Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.

by daverd2 December 15, 2012

shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.

That bike seat went up my shocker dock.

by Knutmeg June 28, 2014

Spocked

To correct someone's illogical argument by pointing out how illogical it is. (usually with a long boring anti-argument.

She gave a red herring argument. He spocked her to the point where she deleted her post in shame.

by Rikki-Tikki August 12, 2018

shocker nation

known as two in the pink one in the stink but then zou pull it out of the stink and slurp up the skittles and fuck hard

shocker nation

by ghottiweiner February 13, 2019

sponkers

Variant of "bonkers" that specifically denotes formerly unknown levels of craziness.

bonkers (adj.): familiar, everyday levels of craziness

sponkers (adj.): horrifying, non-euclidian, 2020 levels of craziness

This is absolutely sponkers.

by rotifer December 2, 2020

Shocker Collar

A collar that wraps around ones neck and waist and has two sharp dildos. One big one…for the butthole. And one really tiny one…for the urethra.

“While working as a dominatrix Barbara would often times use the shocker collar to humiliate and entice her clients. The large dildo for the ass was always expected, but the small dildo in the urethra was always a real shocker”

“Michael, why are you walking so funny?”, Jeff asked.

“Well Shannon used the shocker collar on me last night and now I’m bleeding out my peehole”.

by Norman Lilith Mavis-Morticia February 5, 2022