one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

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skittles special

When you buy either yourself or a friend a bunch of different flavored condoms.

Person 1: Hey, guess what I got my for my birthday!
Person 2: A skittles special?
Person 1: Yeah! Now I can taste the rainbow!

by ThatswhatTeddysaid November 10, 2009

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Skittles in your pants

What to do when you want to learn a secret.

Person 1: Dude how do you do that?
Person 2: First you have to get a bag of skittles then put the skittles in your pants.

by Spartagod May 2, 2010

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splatties

The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.

Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?

Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.

Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.

by pearljam December 22, 2013

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