spaz

a spaz means like when ppl do sumthing wrong or sumthing and actin like wankers aka normally chavs,chavvetes and spazzes

harry: lol u did ur mum

Tommy:u spaz it wernt me it was Bradley

by Emz*England99* May 17, 2006

spazdick

when a penis slaps its owner several times while he is sleeping until he wakes up to notice he has ejaculated.

HER: Your a real spazdick!
HIM: I swear only sometimes, if we had sex, it wouldn;t happen!!!!

by dix n cox January 10, 2011

spazclarrt

Developed in the 20th century, spazclarrt was used to tell cunts from hoxton they should be adminstering the drug ketamine to teenage girls from the scene, blud, geon.

"Ayyy Spazclarrt getter meen? Ya dun know bof dem ketamine, safe bransgore mush."

by gareth January 10, 2005

spaz wad

1. derogartive term for someone being annoying.

2. jism cloth.

1. shut the fuck up you crusty spaz wad

2. the curtain made a handy spaz wad

by rih April 22, 2006

spazdicated

A disorganized presentation of work done. A confusing systematic arrangement.

The process he suggested was too spazdicated.

by Trevor Gregory December 7, 2007

Slazo

Penis

Penis
Slazo penis

by BIGSHAQTHETING June 16, 2019

quim spazm

The explosion of ones axe, causing great discomfort but at the same time feels like an orgasm.

Her flaps shook like a weak bridge in a storm, slowly getting more and more loose, she let out a hefty moan as tuna brine spunked out of her wrinkled beef slices. Gita bit her pillow as her moist meaty chunks flew out of her pertruding minge and after shooting through the air. It was then that she realised she just had a quim spazm

by gita 11111 September 27, 2008