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spender

an over-the-hill broken-down wheezy alcoholic on the egg radio forum who enjoys hitting on young women and then insulting them because they refuse his advances. See also "impotent asshole"
You outspendered yourself last week after chugging that jug of moonshine and then hitting on a 12 year old girl.
by shinigami senpai August 21, 2008
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Spencer loves Julia

Hi, my name is Spencer. I am making this for the love of my life, Julia Ann Fleenor. I want to say that my love for her will never die or fade. When iI think about you ever leaving me I burst into tears. Even though we live in different states and have never seen each other, it feels like i have know and loved you my whole life. Us being in different states kills me. I promise on my life that when I am old enough and have the money I will go and see you. I am nothing without you. nothing more then another boy. I could write much more but i would probably bore you. I love you with all my heard Julia.<3
by Juliaismylife. July 28, 2011
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That guy pulled a spencer at Larissa's party by drinking too much and then throwing up on the white carpet.
by duke eggbert July 28, 2008
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Spencer

A douche bag who's prone to being very competitive. He likes to play guitar at gay bars. Spencers tend to lack to hit puberty untill around age 20. In all honesty he is a homo.
Dave: Dude, did you hear? Spencer apparently got some head from his new girlfriend?

Travis: Really? What's his name?
by timtom987 April 29, 2010
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Spencer

North-American Walrus found along the east coast or Central Florida. Can be found frequently in fast-food joints & public schools where it feeds on children.

Diet: Anything & everything, but prefers children.

Reprodction: Lays eggs in a "host's" head & waits for them to hatch.

This specific breed of walrus is endangered & remains in captivity, although there have been sightings of Spencers in Southern Asia.

Weight: 745,989,493,005,996,703 lbs. when born. can grow to be much larger, though.

Known for Giving too much hw, and bitching about due dates.
Was that a White-Tailed Walrus?!


Naw, it was a "Spencer"
by rianWAY November 2, 2008
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"Bobby was totally spencering Jill last night."

"That girl is so hot! I'm gonna spencer her later this afternoon!"
by Aaron KA March 11, 2008
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That boy has nail polish on! He is so Spencer!
by weshallsee July 2, 2007
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