smooches

a big wet sloppy kiss on the face

aunt milly gave big wet smooches to her nephue and squeezed his cheeks

by miss marilyn darling April 11, 2009

Slooch

another name for your friend or anyone who is cool

Me and the slooch went shopping, and got icecream today!!

by dlulu22 June 15, 2017

Scoochy

A versatile slang term based on the word Gucci but for scoochier people meaning okay/good/great/awesome soon to be popularized by the masses. Sometimes abbreviated "scooch" if you're an expert in its use. To be all Scoochy is a wonderful thing indeed.

“Scoochy shoes bro.” “NSA is pretty scoochy”

by Scoochy ma Gucci December 21, 2018

scooch

To move or drag one's rear end along the ground or floor. Mostly used to describe the motion a dog performs after a bowl movement to wipe off excess excrement -- using the front legs to pull his body along while in a sitting position.

Also spelled "skooch"

The dog lifted both his feet when he scooched his buttocks across the grass.

by Dorothy June 20, 2006

Snooching

The act of have anal sex with a girl while jack hammering her from above. She takes laxatives and holds in her feces till the guy cum in her ass. The man also urinates in her butt and when she can't hold it in anymore, BAM! The girl pushes it all out and it runs down her belly, books and into her mouth. Then the couple makes out and shares the concoction.

Dude, I got really kinky last night and went snooching with my girl.

by Bob Notch November 12, 2015

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 6, 2008

Snotch

Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person's crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow job while the victim is currently seated upon an open toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.

"Lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"

"I told you I had a cold, ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."

by Frackerman June 21, 2011