Senor Smoothie

A cheesy middle aged balding man, preferably with the name Pedro or Santino. Slicked back hair and a sharp suit.

Oh my, That bloke is a right senor smoothie.

by HollyandTawny April 29, 2008

Smoothie

When a male takes a dump then pees in a girls mouth, then the girl swallows it then throws it back up into the guys mouth.

Rodger likes mary very much, so the made a smoothie.

by hobo77 October 14, 2008

smoothie

slang. (unisex) A smoothie consists of cumming in your partners mouth, dropping in the berry of your choice, and having them chew.

"I gave Heather a smoothie last night when I blindfolded her...
now she's pissed but I SWEAR I didn't know she was allergic."

by yummyfavors April 16, 2009

chocolate smoothie

a blow job after anal sex

Kristen is crazy, she let me give her a chocolate smoothie.

by dickserect November 16, 2006

Smoothie

a smoothie is a guy who is very hot, sxc etc. came from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are got guys...

my god brad is such a smoothie

by gengen August 7, 2004

smoothie

Sperm in the mouth as a result of a blowjob. Also a sperm smoothie or a cum smoothie.

Q: Did you get anywhere with that redhead last night?

A: Yeah, she blew me and I gave her a smoothie.

by nikki.t September 18, 2010

Asshole Smoothie

The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc.

I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party last night.

by Party Boy NW June 23, 2009