The Surgery Resident

When you have sexual intercourse utilizing your partner’s inguinal hernia as the receptive end of the act, with or without ejaculation into said hernia.

We got a little frisky last night and i totally gave my girlfriend’s hernia the surgery resident.

by kcommedic June 15, 2021

you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021

Simp surgery

This is for kreekcraft Isn't it

Kreek you need simp surgery.

by anonymous July 11, 2021

Cum Slurper

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.

That girl is quite the cum slurper.

by J P Smoove August 27, 2021

Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023

shotgun surgery

performing shotguns using a surgery. pretty self explanatory

I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery

by professional_circle July 19, 2023

Eurotunnel Surgery

When you accidentally leave your tripod in between two parked vans on the Eurotunnel and a one van suddenly rolls forward and the tripod is replaced by a mouse penis

As far as I know he’s the first person to ever have Eurotunnel surgery. It’s easier for him to walk now anyway

by MF95 September 22, 2023