slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014

slow for that

It's not going to happen; I/we ain't gonna do it; I ain't with it; Not doing something for or with somebody due to circumstances

Boy: Yo bro, we out to the store
Friend: How much you gonna give me ?
Boy: Seventy five cents
Friend: Slow for that

by Erectile_Function December 28, 2014

slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

by 69thCircleofHell September 22, 2014

slow screw

When a man screws a woman slowly giving her a slow grinding F--k .

"Last night I took Carla home and gave her the slow screw!"

by Frank Savage November 4, 2015

slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson

"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."

by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017

Slow faceted

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.

Don't worry about him he's slow faceted

by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017

Slow-witted

Your brain moves slow mentally

2person- how do you spell slow-witted

person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted

2person- what does slow-witted mean???

by unknown person from new jersey November 1, 2017