slagling

The act of rubbing your penis over someone/something in order to show dominance.

Kobe gave the Jazz a good slagling last night, scoring 60 points and kicking them out of the playoff race.

by poopyhands420's penis June 11, 2016

Slinging a mucky

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017

slinging boulders

pushing the good stuff

yo you slinging boulders?

by realgmufafucka October 13, 2017

smuggling nuts

Cold hard nipples

Its soo cold I'm smuggling nuts

by Sextra1 November 8, 2018

Slingaling

When a women proceeds to give head but makes your dick and balls into a balloon Poodle

Man: It was great bro she slingaling’ed my balls bro like no women has ever before

by GANGSTERBB June 30, 2019

Slugging

To sexually penetrate someone with a soft penis. The penis enters the vagina or butthole completely soft and does not get harder than 50% mass.

Man I can’t believe I was slugging that hot broad last night with my soft dick!

by Slugtera September 24, 2019

Shinglingly

A man who doesn't say no homo after the 3 hour anal session

Zach you absolute shinglingly you forgot to say no homo. Wtf??

by The PP succist September 26, 2019