An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.
Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”
SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?
Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)
Computer : Says “Pen”
Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?
Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)
Computer : Says “Pen”
Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
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Get the Speech Language Pathologist mug.A childish word that means to ejaculate out of your nose, so basically spraying cum from your nose. Often used as an offence. It originated in a class room january 2006 when some kids saw a program on a girl who ejaculated out of her nose, the best word they could think of was sneech, since then it has spread widely over the uk. It has now been classed as an official word, but adults would consider it inappropriate, careful how you use it
James: Dude you took my drink
Tosh: What you going to do about it sneech?
James: Fine i'll tell the teacher you said sneech, she'll give you a detention
Tosh: Be careful not to sneech on the way hahahahaha
Tosh: What you going to do about it sneech?
James: Fine i'll tell the teacher you said sneech, she'll give you a detention
Tosh: Be careful not to sneech on the way hahahahaha
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The possession of a platform to express visceral dislike/fear of a marginalised group or individual without being challenged
Germaine Greer has been denied her right to free speech by being denied a platform to express transphobia
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just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing
just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing
You might as well be Bobby McGee my mooddudebro, I got freedom of speech, you can sing your shit at me like I'm drivin' the train.
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work. Borrows stuff without the intention of giving back.
work. Borrows stuff without the intention of giving back.
"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."
"That dam skeech took my shit last week, I aint seen it since!"
free shit."
"That dam skeech took my shit last week, I aint seen it since!"
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