Laughterbirth

When you laugh for an extended amount of time and start to feel pain in your chest and stomach from the lack of breathing.

Guy 1:Dude, the joke wasn't that funny, calm down.

Guy 2:I can't breathe, I think in going into laughterbirth

by Slim chaney December 15, 2016

slaughtery

The Best Word On EARTH.

Slaughtery needs no explanation.

by Derrick Kingston July 16, 2008

Slaughterhouse-Five

The most God awful book ever written and reccomend taking acid before reading to understand it.

Tralfamadorian from Slaughterhouse-Five; What the hell even is this?

by tgictf December 15, 2011

sleughter

A sleughter is the biggest slut ever and does nothing but fuck every body and every thing

she is such a sleughter

by Clarissa Bailey March 27, 2007

couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 11, 2012

Laughterbate

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Verb: To have such a good laugh at a joke, funny story, or image that it almost feels like you've just gotten off.

I saw a poster of a man with a penguin up his ass, at the time it was so funny it made me laughterbate.

by itchmo October 20, 2007

Slaught

when jeans are behind the tongue of your shoe.

your jeans are slaughting

by kennedykids January 9, 2011