You need slappin dahn!

Something one (usually a camp drip of a wimp) says when they've had enough of being fucked around with. Usually followed by racially motivated attack on a minor, perpatrated by said camp drip of a wimp. Alternate forms include "You need slapping down." and "You, my dear boy, are in need of a good spanking in the downward direction."

In the garage, Jordan calls Ben Mitchell a sap (he meant to say puff but Eastenders is supposedly "family viewing". Hah!)

Ben was pissed off, so much so that he could've even said Bubbly's in the fridge . But instead, Ben picked up the wrench menacingly and wailed "You need slappin dahn!" before opening the proverbial can of whoop ass on Jordan.

by Mons†er August 26, 2011

happy slapping

Something that you'd think was unimaginable.
A 'Past-time' of gangs of complete idiots who go out and randomly hit/assault/rape people while recording it on their mobile phones, then distribute the video to otherpeople with camera phones.
These people are complete fuckwits that need eradicating from the face of the earth. No one should ever do anything like that to another human being. People like this should be shot so the likes of them will not plague the earth again.

(that happened)

My mate was 'Happy Slapped' when we were all in the park once. He was on his way home, and some random chav walked up to him and hit him while his mate taped it. My friend had to have stitches in his gum as the punch ripped the skin apart inside his mouth to the point that he could get his finger all the way up through his cheek...

by Hiuki July 27, 2005

Slapped Ass

A not so good feeling, usually physical, and usually used when not feeling well, or hungover. Also can be used to describe the way a person, or yourself, physically appears.

I feel like a slapped ass today.

You look like a slapped ass! What's wrong?

by gina November 20, 2003

slaphead

A person with a bald head. Usually one that looks as if it's been waxed.

I can see my own reflection on the slaphead's head.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson

Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

kappa slappa

A Kappa Slappa (or female chav) can often be found around town centers. are attracted to shiny gold rings and necklaces, earrings that rest on their shoulders,fake berberry scarfs, trackies, fake pink burberry schoolbags (if they bother to attend school that is) and "sport" brand clothing. usually loses virginity at 12 and has had 20 sexual parteners by the time they are 14. their growth is usually stunted by chain-smoking that started at the age of 10 and the addiction to crack they obtained at the age of 15.

9:00 kappa slappa says to chav 1: do you wanna shag?
chav 1: yea.
11:00 kappa slappa says to chav 2: do you wanna shag?
chav 2: yea
(repeat every two hours)

by {ben} April 30, 2005

SLAPP

Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation

A corporate bullying lawsuit filed against a person or a group with the express purpose of silencing their protests. Usually under the pretext of "slander" or "libel" and the targets are often whistle-blowers.

A scrap metal company filed a 5 million dollar SLAPP in 2005 against an environmental non-profit after it blew the whistle on chemical runoff seeping into a sensitive salmon spawning river, claiming they were slandered. It's just another example of corporate bully-suing.

by Astor G. April 30, 2008