Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both

Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"

by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009

Idaho stabber

The sexual act of stabbing yourself in the penis

(Person 1) Hey, why is your dick bleeding?
(Person 2) i idaho stabber'd myself last night
(Person 1) that explains it

by Urbandick2660 March 2, 2014

Pickle Stabber

A pickle stabber also means here in Canada Cowboi Boots, get it... at the bar these cow folks always like to do the cow pie two step and tussle in the end. Boots with Hard Pointy Toes aimed at your privates.

This cowboi sure looks fancy in his new pickle stabbers trying to impress the pigs.

by Calgary Viewpoint March 3, 2018

James Stabbert

The perfect boyfriend that you can always count on. Very attractive, huge muscles, the best eyes. He will always make you feel your best. Loving, caring, patient, everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfect. Definitely a girlfriend type a guy. THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST AND CUTEST, no doubt about it.

I love James stabbert.
I miss James stabbert.
James stabbert loves feet.

by Your favorite girlfriend January 19, 2020

Slobberknocker

1) Something that's going to be a complete shitshow.

2) something that doesn't make sense when logic is involved, but does when no one thinks about it.

1) "Hi, Bob here and I went to the interwebs asking for ideas on which ways to make a complete ass out of myself on my YouTube channel. This is gonna be a complete slobberknocker, oh boy."

2) The book series "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

by SLOBBERKNOCKER JOE January 21, 2019

Dog Slobber

When someone spits in a cup until it's full then gives it to someone to drink.

I had a nice refreshing dog slobber yesterday.

by Lemon Twisty Boy February 3, 2004

slobberknocker

Someone who likes to suck dick

Bitch 1: why would Pat dump you?
Bitch 2: because he's Austin's slobberknocker.

by little bitch December 6, 2014