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Schrödinger’s Pussy

Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.

Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.

Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.

Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.

In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.

Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.

Happy dating experience young dudes!

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I love surprises so gonna get me some Schrödinger’s Pussy tonight
by Rainer Blödsinn November 3, 2018
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shredding cheddar

A family vacation is one way of shredding cheddar.

Well, she's off to the mall again to shred dat chedda!
by Johnny J. Rockability July 16, 2010
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Schrodinger's Cum

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.
My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo
by Type4Me June 19, 2016
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Schrodinger's Catch Phrase

When one coins a new term or phrase, and then googles it to determine if it is original or not, it is in superposition, both pre-existing and new, until observed on the internet.
"I thought I came up with the term 'dildometer' as a ranking system for sex toys. But it was already on urban dictionary... but for a few brief moments, it was Schrodinger's Catch Phrase.
by -=AK=- October 15, 2017
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Schrodinger's dumbass

Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass
by Professor Clinky Clanks March 29, 2022
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spreading

That act of spreading a girl's vagina lips.
I heard Sasha likes spreading; what a slut!
by Sapphybab April 6, 2016
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Shrooming

1.To be tripping.
2.To be high.
3.Crazy.
4.Screwing up.
1. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, you're shrooming!"
2. Instead of "Wow, you're high," its "Wow, you're shrooming."
3. Instead of "You're crazy," its "You're shrooming."
4. Instead of "Don't screw up," its "Don't be shrooming!"
by Aleosha November 10, 2004
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