shonkin

the definition of " a shonkin" is an overly welsh person with a stupid welsh name who quite often drives a shit vauxhall nova 1.2 and no doubt lives in a farm and go's to town with a pastel coloured ben sherman shirt!

look at meurig, what a fuckin shonkin twat

by mojo matt evans December 25, 2007

shlonk

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

by Crunchy Biscuits78 May 19, 2019

shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Shonk

A purely graphical description of bryophytic vegetation in Jay Gatsby's gardens that allows for the derivative of the tracheophytic dream of Daisy.

Like the unattainment of the American Dream, shonk festered and parasitised West Egg, and all the world that had seemed real to Jay Gatsby.

by The Waddler November 2, 2004

Shooner

another word for a dick, penis, cock, weiner, etc.

Jay blushed when the girls saw his little shooner after being shanked.

by tacodogk March 30, 2011

shook

Break up with; get away from.

He was trippin' so I shook em'.

by Lisa S. October 14, 2003

shook

Angry; pissed; about to get violent

Hey girl, what's up?
Dave just called me by another girl's name. I am SHOOK!

by katieishere May 9, 2005