hotdog shmeater

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

by gaysssasss December 23, 2023

drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024

Suk My Shead

A saying used when someone is being a complete fagggot, and he needs to go back to the 90's. Meaning (Suck my cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks)

Noah Safian, suk my shead brah

by NOAHISGAY June 1, 2014

dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

by eck07 November 21, 2018

Herda gerda gaberda shmerda curla herda

Swedish for "Love makes no sense but goes great with lingenberry sauce." Famous words by the legendary Swedish poet Ingmar Ibsen.

Love is strange. It's like the Swedish poet once said, "Herda gerda gaberda shmerda curla herda..."

by Handle Found November 26, 2025