Shlunk

To drop a fork from significant height down your urethra

Kevin just shlunked with Bob from a two story window

by Shlunker101 August 5, 2020

shlumpy

Just a sort of shlump there is no way to define just shlump

You are just very shlumpy.

by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 14, 2020

Shlumpy

Shlumpy just shlumpy

You are very shlumpy.

by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 14, 2020

shlugging

drinking beer

Yo, are we shlugging tonight boys?

by elle walent October 12, 2020

shlugging

drinking beer

Yo, are we shlugging tonight boys?

by elle walent October 12, 2020

Shlum

1. /noun/
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. /verb/

Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."

What a shlum!

He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!

Don't shlum it all up for everyone!

He's a shlum of a man!

by Drewrdyh November 21, 2020

shlurt

A kid who has had too much mt. dew

That shlurt is obsessed with mt. dew.

by tHE exTeRIoll OtTEr November 25, 2020