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Shitzdick

When a women shits and vomits on a penis and then she sucks it all off and then spits it into the males asshole
A girl gave me a shitzdick
by Whoknows17162 October 2, 2025
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Shlitling

Shlitling
/sh-lit-ling/
noun

1. The little white plastic strip inside a folio/file that holds punched papers together — the thing everyone uses but nobody knew the name of… until Christina Pearl Nzuza officially named it in 2025.

2. The most unnecessarily mysterious office item of all time.

Example:
“Hey, pass me that shlitling so I can add these papers!”
“Dude… what’s a shlitling?”
“THIS. This thing. It finally has a name.”

Origin:
Coined by Christina Pearl Nzuza (South Africa, 2025) because somebody had to name the damn thing.
“Hey, pass me that shlitling so I can add these papers!”
“Dude… what’s a shlitling?”
“THIS. This thing. It finally has a name.”
by Christie_N December 3, 2025
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thats shitz

either one of the following, thats awesome!
or that sucks!
busome says: i got spanked!
jamous says: thats shitz!
by Davidous Maximous November 10, 2007
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The Shitztigators

1. The definition of a group of people who start shit and instigate events all in the persuit of making another become so depressed and broken they break into tears.

2. People who play "So you know how i know your gay?" until some one cries
You know how i know your gay?
How?
Because your dick taste like shit!

-From The Shitztigators
by The Shitztigators September 23, 2010
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Jofit Shitzoo

A boy who struggles learning since he has no fucking brain cells and laughs like a decapitated dolphin.
“Why you being like Jofit Shitzoo...”
Cause I’m dumb as fuck
by Joelthecreatorotings March 1, 2019
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Big Shitz

Big Shitz or Shezz is a lame ass rapper, who suck at rapping and Producer con him into getting shity beats in return of big money
"what is this guy doing at shamaskaari"
"Big Shitz Pay my bills"
by binod_bhai June 29, 2021
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Apex Shitzu

A shitzu that doesn't have long foofoo hair and likes to fuck up other dogs because the only thing they understand is violence despite weighing in at a total of 9 lbs. Typically seen as a female alpha and may have a Mohawk or a extreme distrust of GSD's.
Damn, Rehmi really is an apex shitzu. Too bad she still has to hide from large birds and some cats.
by 69oyeahhhhh July 2, 2022
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