Shitting My Dick

When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.

"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"

"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"

by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008

You're shitting me

A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.

You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

shixting

sending someone a picture of shit via cell phone. See 'sexting'. For some people, the terms are interchangeable (yuck!)

Come on, baby, no one's ever gotten suspended for shixting!

by Mitch Kumsteen January 6, 2010

Shexting

Texting while your in the bathroom.

I was updating my Facebook at dropping a duece at the same time. Shitting and texting+SHEXTING.

by WhiskeyWednesdayREPRESENT March 11, 2011

shitting a brick

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

by cronuscronus September 14, 2006

Shitting diamonds

A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.

"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."

by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010