sharppooner

When her back is on the bed you put her in a sharpshooter hold knocking her out to make the orgasm better for you all while still having your dick in her vagina

Jeff: Hey man did you hit up Jessica last night? Dan: Yeah, I knocked her out by putting her in a sharppooner

by Sitykid5 January 6, 2016

Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"

by Bozohawks December 18, 2011

broken pencil sharpener

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

Shahpour

One of the best Letterpress players in the world!
An incredibly innovative software developer.
A creative designer.
A trend setting dresser.
An artistic musician.
A person who understands that web development is slowly becoming obsolete.

Shahpour is one of a kind.
Shahpour is such a nice guy.
Shahpour is so funny.
Shahpour makes me want to be a better human being.
Shahpour is the reason I wake up in the morning.

by shaps80 January 17, 2013

shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.

How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill

by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014

shahpal

A fuckin boss at life

Im a shahpal

by quintonwoloblanchflower June 2, 2018

Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.

When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.

by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009