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Shakespeare

One of histories first signs of emo.
Canst thou, O cruel! say I love thee not,
When I against myself with thee partake?
Do I not think on thee, when I forgot
Am of myself, all tyrant, for thy sake?
Who hateth thee that I do call my friend?
On whom frown'st thou that I do fawn upon?
Nay, if thou lour'st on me, do I not spend
Revenge upon myself with present moan?
What merit do I in myself respect,
That is so proud thy service to despise,
When all my best doth worship thy defect,
Commanded by the motion of thine eyes?
But, love, hate on, for now I know thy mind;
Those that can see thou lovest, and I am blind.
--Shakespeare
by Davemeistro April 16, 2006
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shades of fargo

The sunglasses that belong to the little green fucker that lives inside my telephone jack and only comes out at night to mess up my apartment. His name is Fargo.
I found the shades of fargo under the refrigerator again.
by sabtechian April 30, 2009
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Shakespeare

The name not the writer, He's good at basketball he smells good, he can be a player at times and once he makes you fall for him, he'll ditch you. He has the deepest dimples and dresses decent, he's tall and muscular. He is hispanic and has beautiful brown eyes.
Girl 1: woah whos that hoittie over there
Girl 2: I bet you thats a Shakespeare
by iloveshakespeare69 October 10, 2017
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Fuck Shape

The ability to last a sizeable amount of time without perspiring or showing fatigue during heavy physical activity or pressure, specifically fucking.
Friend: I was watching a porn yesterday on my iphone and this bitch was banging in every position for like an hour looking fire!!
Me: So the bitch was in some excellent Fuck Shape!
Me: Fucking a...

Random: Look at that dime on the elliptical machine, she looks to be in good Fuck Shape!
Random #2: For sure and you can have my left overs!

Rhonda: Sir, your client for your 9 o'clock appointment is here...
Exec: Thanks, send him in!
Rhonda: There are actually five of them sir, do you want Larry to sit in on this with you?
Exec: No pressure Rhonda Im in Fuck Shape, I got this, send them in!
by RandomJ June 7, 2011
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50 shades of bronco

A common side effect of Bronco Vision.

The scarcity of attractive women at Cal Poly Pomona has transcended men to develop Bronco Cock. Having this newly developed power, dudes become extremely horny and end up performing heinous acts that not even your whore of a mother would approve of.
Bitch: Yo you wanna hop on the game?
TopG: Nah, I'll hop yo cock and go 50 shades of bronco on you tonight.
(The women at CPP have cocks)
by TDiazzle24 October 2, 2022
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the pizza shakes

when you need pizza so badly your body starts to shake uncontrollably.
"He has the pizza shakes!! Quick!! WE NEED PIZZA OVER HERE!!"
by adr39 January 19, 2010
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wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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