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wank spanner

Andy M is the prime exaple of one of these.
Oi!! Wank spanner!! You down the pub later??
by Brother of Wankspanner December 9, 2008
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Spannerboy

A boy of many Spanners. Often recognised by its grumbling mating call. Usually the one who drinks the most and still manages to stay alert until everyone else is asleep so he can begin his reign of terror inserting Glowsticks into unsuspecting Ginger peoples bodies.
Look at that Spannerboy... bet he cant wait to stick his spanner in there...
by Fickolas September 1, 2008
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Spanner

Shut up you spanner
by _[\{< September 11, 2018
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shannel

most ghetto girl in town the town of lebanon virginia, united states.

She will be running for president of Africa in the year 2027.

She is also known as the first mate of the pirate ship named "Miss Octavious Jr.". This ship has not been made yet but soon will be in the next year or so. Please submitt your donations to help us build this at visit this web page www.myspace.com/icanfeelthepressure7. This woman is a savage unregistered sex offender who has plans to kidnap mr. Tom Cruise and force him to marry her. She also thinks she is black because her name is somewhat "AfroAmerican" she be da whitest cracka ass in all the 67 seas. what a sick, sick nazi.
Tom Cruise: "OMG its SHANNEL!!!! SAVE ME!!!"

Shannel White: "Dakota Fanning is a whore! i should have stared in war of the worlds with you! now hold still so i can touch you"

Tom: "will it..... hurt??"

Shannel: "yeh but no more than a tickle, but less then a pinch"

Tom: "oh goody because i thought that......

Shannel: "*knocks tom out* yay! now he cant escape!!"
by beat dazzler May 30, 2009
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Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit
Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.
by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011
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Shannen

The coolest bitch around; she's truly got it all! Gorgeous, talented, sweet, strong-willed and all around amazing! No one could do half the things she could and be lucky to know such an awesome person!
Sami: Damn Shannen!
by BeWitched85 August 2, 2019
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Shatner's Bassoon

Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.
Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!
by Calibre Hull April 30, 2011
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