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Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.
by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016
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mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.
God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
by Catemonster August 2, 2012
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Hole of Shame

The town tramp, the girl that fucks everyone, a sure lay for one in desperation or one highly intoxicated. All men feel the "day after" regret of having entered her hole.
Waking up next to a stinking whale after a night of heavy drinking, Harrison realized he had spent time in the hole of shame.

After doing shots of tequila all night, Todd was inducted into Terri's hole of shame.
by Squeaked Moose October 24, 2011
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Walk of shame

1. When you slept with a guy in his family's house only to wake up in the morning having to take the walk of shame for having banged and slept with their beloved family member.

2. When you wake up in a guy's bed to his parents barging into the room, livid and yelling the mother escorts you out the house as you are half dressed and full of shame.
Cara: "so me and joey snuck into his parents house to have sex, in the middle of the night. After we fell asleep by accident and woke up in the morning naked under the sheets to the entire family watching me in disgust. I had to take the walk of shame} past his whole family feeling like a slut till I uber'd home.
by Homebodie August 29, 2017
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shame army

The internet's unstoppable mob of "pitchfork weilding" exstremists that attack people for posts, comments, and opinions that are outlandish, unpopular, or what they consider to be vile and disturbing. The shame army can compromise people's jobs, saftey, and personal information, as well as silencing future in normal opinions no matter how intelligent and valid.
The shame army attacked Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian exposed her as a lying attention whore.
by Es🌻 August 31, 2017
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Boob-shaming

When one shames a woman for having large breasts. (Regardless of what she wears)
"What a rack! Show some more"
"Cover up you look like a whore!"
She didn't understand why they were boob-shaming her.
by Queba January 29, 2019
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Bin-Shamed

When the cleaner visibly (sometimes with an audible gasp) judges you by the contents of your office bin. Typically copious volumes of sweet and cake wrappers, energy drink cans and the occasional condom wrapper.
"I ate a whole tub of Celebrations at work today and was totally bin-shamed by the cleaner!"
by Patty O'Doors March 10, 2023
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