sex sewer

A place to fuck that sometimes is a shitty deal.

I used my dick as a dipstick to measure the shit level of that sluts sex sewer

by gfish August 12, 2014

Dirty Sewer Rat

When you are inside a disgusting public washroom stall taking a dump and you get a chick to suck your dick during the process. When you are done pooping, she licks out your ass then you spin her around and stick your dick in her ass while shoving her head in the toilet that you have not flushed(this is crucial). After she has eaten approximately 50% of your shit start effing her in her pussy and slap her back with your right hand hopefully forcing her to puke up your shit. After this is accomplished take her out for an italian dinner and a movie.

Dan: Hey Dave I saw you and Kim out having dinner last night at Little Sicily, what was the occasion?
Dave: Oh nothing, we just did the dirty sewer rat earlier that evening.
Dan: No way! Did she eat enough of your shit?
Dave: No, but I let her get away with it.
Dan: That was nice of you dude.

by dillonstott January 13, 2009

SEWGI

An acronym meaning Somebody Else Will Get It. Usually applied to the workplace,.. it is the age old act of sloughing one's work off onto another. This may be done intentionally or not, the work may be left incomplete or not done at all, and the sewger may or may know the sewgie, aka victim. Two things are a constant; the sewger is a lazy bastard and he is always full of excuses. That is if he hangs around long enough to give one. People who work on the night shift of a multi-shift operation are some the biggest perveyors of this action.

Man, I know this looks like a sewgi, but I was ashholes and alligators last night. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@$#?/*&%!!! I came in this morning and had to repair three sewgies from last night.
Telltale phrase: "I'm just lettin you know..."

by jesus the dog October 24, 2003

sewer breath

halitosis, stinky breath, such as that caused by rotting teeth and gum disease, or after smoking, eating anything containing garlic or curry or onions.

I gagged at his sewer breath when he turned to speak to me.

by Anjta January 15, 2007

Sewer Test

The action of placing your finger into a woman's vagina and smelling the result, before deciding to give her oral sex

"I had to give her the ol sewer test before i ate that pussy out"

by Retardedhairguy February 25, 2010

paris sewer

when a woman takes so many guys she resembles the sewers of paris with the run off

man she took so many guys shes like the frickin paris sewers man

by jagen heie February 7, 2008

sewage falcon

a level 2 dirty bird; not very attractive but horny as hell girl; 4+ beers recommended

Check out the sewage falcon in the low cut sequin top and leather miniskirt, get me a beer.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003