Semi Job

When a guy has to jack off because the

girl doesn't want to suck his dick or

give him a hand job and she will only

swallow his cum after he's done

Guy- Hey babe will you give me a blow job

Girl- No, how about a semi job

by Chikis777 May 11, 2009

Semi-bangable

A not-so-good-looking person who has at least one attractive feature. For example an obese overweighed person with an attractive face or wise-versa.

Bob: Hey bro, I heard you met a girl in the bar. Was she any good looking?

Mike: Hmm...I’m not sure. She was semi-bangable.

by kungfualienondrugs January 16, 2010

semi-retarded

1. When someone is barely retarded but does something really weird and stupid, he is semi-retarded.
2. When someone is completely right with their opinion, but only you disagree, so you consider him semi-retarded.

That one guy Michael, he is semi-retarded for thinking pee is stored in the balls!

by splendidgamesinc May 8, 2018

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

by megnao flimpis August 1, 2003

solid semi

when a dude is not quite fully aroused, but well on his way to full rigidity.

when I was grinding with him on the dancefloor, he was sporting a solid semi.

by billybrothel August 29, 2010

semi

1 -(n.) Any semi-automatic weapon; semi-shots, smg's, etc. (pronounced "seh-MEE")

2 -(n.) An 18-wheeler truck (pronounced "seh-MI")

1 - "Semi's are only half as fun as automatics."

2 - "Aparrently a semi loaded with cocaine and doritos rolled over on the freeway yesterday.

by Lil Dre April 18, 2006

semi-colon

The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.

Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.

by ChrisUK June 22, 2009