selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on

Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.

by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021

selective double standard

A double standard based more on somebody's personal negative feelings than on fairness.

Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

selectsaddison

Selectsaddison is so sweet and kind, and always confident she’s always right, if you hate on her I will come for you. I her number 1 fan

Uhm I don’t really know what this is, so just gonna write some write some random things. I love you Jess aka selectsaddison I hope your doing amazing, you’re an incredible human being

by Selectsaddison November 28, 2021

selectsaddison

You Don’t know Jess aka selectsaddison then there something wrong whit you, she’s the kindest human being and I’m her number one fan, hope someday she will notice me

This is for my idol Jess aka selectsaddison

by Selectsaddison November 28, 2021

selective obliviousness

Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.

Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.

by Intelligence001 April 1, 2022

Selective Hoe

A boy that uses it to make himself feel better

Jayden is a hoe
No he is a selective hoe

by Adeerinheadlights June 1, 2022

selective associate

a person who only associates with who they want they choose and pick their friends
they're also mean to whoever they want and have power to who they wanna hang around
and are not afraid to tell someone that they are just associates or they don't like them

"i cant just be friendly to anyone i'm a selective associate"

by lacunaaa September 20, 2022