Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.

Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.

by yodog91 June 17, 2017

scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .

"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"

by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017

Scottish gravy bag

A douchebag made from the intestines of a sheep. Commonly used by people native to Scotland.

I just killed Patrick the sheep, going to make a knarly scottish gravy bag

by Clowndaddy September 16, 2017

Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017

Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.

Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”

by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017

Scottism

Afflicts lazy cunts named Scott who can't proof-read or spell.

"That dick's got Scottism" said the handsome man.

by Scott_is_bad_at_slight_of_hand November 30, 2017

scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.

Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.

by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018