send science

To send nudes to look at and observe.

Aka studying the body.

Could you send science before we meet.

by Abstract identity September 25, 2018

Mr. Science

A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.

Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.

Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?

Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!

by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018

Earth Science

Earth science is a scientific discipline that spans a wide variety of sub-disciplines, which amount to the study of the construction, formation and processes of the Earth (along with other terrestrial bodies). Draws from the subjects of geochemistry, petrology, geomorphology, geophysics, palaeontology, crystallography, geography, seismology, geotechnical engineering and a wide variety of other fields. Other terms used to describe it include geoscience and geology, although the latter is viewed as slightly old-fashioned by many modern earth scientists. Vitally important to modern society, as earth scientists locate and evaluate important minerals, e.g. gold, copper, aluminium, and also play a massive part in the search for oil and its exploitation. They also play an important part in ensuring the safety of mankind, e.g. volcanologists, geotechnical engineers. There is also massive amounts of research going on in earth science.

The oil and metals used to make my computer would have been located by earth scientists; the stability of the land beneath my house is likely to have been evaluated by someone with geotechnical training; the petrol used in millions of cars every day would have come from oil located by a geophysicist.

That's just how important earth science is!

by ConversionNinja January 12, 2008

science god

A human who has attained a god-like status similar to a pharaoh. The person usually has a colossal memory that allows them to memorize mundane facts and recite them at will.

As Ken, the Science God, turned around to face the mere science peasants they shook in fear.

by jimbo@bob April 2, 2008

rocket science

a phrase used against retards when there making something simple really difficult.

it's so simple, its not rocket science!

by thedankestofmen May 15, 2020

science party

when a bunch of people who are biological girls regardless of gender hang out with their bras and shirts off

SCIENCE PARTY MY BITCHESSSS *Throws shirt and bra across room*

by negative fucks given February 23, 2017

Science Basher

Someone usually an Atheist that forces their scientific and bis belief of God on others. Can range from annoying to STFU.
They are the Bible Bashers of Atheists.

Though not all Atheists are like this.

Science Basher: GOD IS NOT REAL, IF YOU DONT ACCEPT EVOLUTION YOU'RE AN UNCULTURED SWINE.
True religious guy: God your annoying.

by NoFlorida April 3, 2015