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The place were you are not taught how to pay taxes but you are taught how to find the height and angle of a pyramid while at the same time breaking your back.
by TheItalianDude July 9, 2016
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To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.
Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.
by your real name (rebel) July 7, 2016
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A place you go to make sure your youth doesn't get too interesting
Wanna do something else than going to school today?
Yeah, not really, i've been in school so much i'm not really comfortable doing anything else than been told what to do
by Janzord April 6, 2016
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A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.
School is a place that you learn stuff.
by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018
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In Less Words, A Fucking Madhouse In More Words, A Torture chamber where you stay 7 or 6 hours with nothing but cold ,hard books. You can get bullied rejected and such. when I go to school I know I'm going to have a horrible day
Jim: Hey...Uhh Nate

Nate: Yea?

Jim: gtg mum said I had to turn off me ps4 see ya at school

Nate: Sure mate, see ya
by Shrektaculous February 10, 2017
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A legitimate prison that you sit in an uncomfortable plastic chair for 9 hours. Then you finally get to go home and relax. BUT NO there’s this thing called homework that if you refuse to complete you will fail. The school will find ways to make your life miserable.
school is a waste of time
by chadhairs December 1, 2019
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A place of hell. What you think he’ll is like, that’s exactly what it is.
by Jake Form Star Farm December 29, 2019
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