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School

In Less Words, A Fucking Madhouse In More Words, A Torture chamber where you stay 7 or 6 hours with nothing but cold ,hard books. You can get bullied rejected and such. when I go to school I know I'm going to have a horrible day
Jim: Hey...Uhh Nate

Nate: Yea?

Jim: gtg mum said I had to turn off me ps4 see ya at school

Nate: Sure mate, see ya
by Shrektaculous February 10, 2017
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School

School is 8 hours of your life wasted every day (except the weekend) on knowledge you'll use, or you'll never use
School, is where you sit in a classroom for 45–50 minutes and listen to a teacher talk and after 45–50 minutes you'll hear a bell that lets you go outside

School is where you find friends and with friends you can talk and do other stuff together
School is a place where you do tests to get a letter (or a number) on a piece of paper
School is where if you get a lot of grades, you'll get another paper
by hungarian grill June 21, 2023
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School

School is

Seven
Curl
Hours
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Our
Lives
Rip if in school
by Rayzor2424 January 22, 2020
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School

A fucking stupid idea that some old ass government members made up to give "useful" common core bullshit.

Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
When you tackle them head on and call them out their simple and stupid tactic is to dish out a phone call to your parents who are also equally as dumb about appreciating the shit you have to do. Once your teacher gains the favor of your parents, you have a punishment waiting at home. The teacher gives you a suspension or referral. Then repeat this a few more times until you get home where you have to do some of the most fucking stupid stuff only a person with no life, fun, family, who don't have access to suicide pills would do. Also known as homework.

Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.

Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
by Trigger_Nigra November 27, 2018
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School

The place where all types of demons exist from annoying students whose whole purpose of existing is to piss you off to damn retarded ass sexist teachers. You go to school for 6 hours to learn boring history, damn poetry and algebra which you don’t use. You also gotta survive the stupid teachers which only constantly look and check on you every 2 minutes. Then when you late for your damn class for 1 minute cos your previous class was all the way across the other side of the school the teacher goes rage mode and scolds you talking shit about 5 minutes. However it’s not over yet when you forgot to bring some shit the teacher always scolds you while your friend sitting in the damn corner playing his damn iPad doesn’t get the bullshit. Oohhh noooo i’m not done yet, after having to deal with all this shit you still got those stupid ass students which constantly roast and tease you to the max with his friends, the year sevens who boss you around in football and the damn pieces of shit which won’t let you talk cos if you do you gonna get teased or roasted. Just when you feel that life is pointless and suicide is the solution, the new transfer students comes in outa knowhere and before you know it he becomes yo best friend with all the properties of one and is the only thing keeping you from leaving the school.
by An Asian October 8, 2017
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School

The place where people ages five-eighteen (and occasionally higher ages) are sent to be publically humiliated, beat up, and fed cardboard.

Noun

Other words related to school are; hell harrowing detestable foul abhorrent vile insufferable odious
by TeenCoffeeAddict October 14, 2017
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School

The definition of Hell and one of the most useless things in human history
by Oof_TheChungasGuy October 30, 2020
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