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Schemvac

( Skem-Voc)

A trope where everyone thinks everything went according to someone's plan but in actuality it was pure luck and coincidences. Some to none of what the person did was planned, but everyone thinks it was.
“So nothing what you did was planned!?” The guy laughed at his friend’s schemvac story about him “outsmarting” a guy in chess.
by Noobjeta April 1, 2022
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Schemist/Krystal

Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
Schemist/Krystal spent time reading this
by totallynotcody23223231334 January 26, 2022
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Scheming

When teenagers gather and secretly plot to do goon shit to get money for weed, video games, drinks, or cheetos.
We smoked a joint and then me and the boys were scheming at the crib.
by Operation kwas August 12, 2022
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schnemph

Located at the bottom of a males body between the gouch and the bottom of the testicles.
Ohh for schnemph sakes” “you are a schnemph”
by Jamezsisexy December 12, 2022
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shempazoid

A white male who likes to molest small children while watching “ghost adventures”. He is also a homosexual that regularly patrols gay bars. He is also ass at R6 and likes to yell slurs at everyone.
That stupid shempazoid called me a nigger. What a fucking asshole
by Gargl flard January 11, 2023
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shempzilla

Similar to the shempazoid, the shempzilla has all of the same traits except for the fact that he destroys homeless shelters and children’s hospitals.
I called that shempazoid a silly faggot and he started killing the homeless and kids with leukemia. That one really became a shempzilla
by Gargl flard January 13, 2023
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Scheme barbie

A young blonde in her 20’s from a council scheme covered in fake tan, fake lashes, dreams catcher tattoo on the thigh, big lips, bleached blonde hair and extensions and looks identical to her 20 council scheme barbie mates. Poses for Instagram photos with lots of balloons and silver walls and furniture to add to the bling
Check the blonde over there with the big fat lips, ah she is just another council scheme barbie
by Favol February 27, 2023
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