schmaa

a friend of yours who is not that social and very boring

joey doesnt wanna go to spencers party.hes being a schmaa

by daily press victorville December 3, 2010

Schmadvertising

Schmadvertising is what you call really shit advertising.

It's also a term used to best describe the feeling when the ad industry fucks you over - Advertising, Schmadvertising.

Sorry, I can't meet you tonight. Just been put on a brief, deadline tomorrow. That's just Schmadvertising for you.

by delaforbes June 7, 2011

schmadvertising

The art of producing one execution, having clients buy into it, and see it to completion.

An example would include the legacy tagline, "Coke is it" as an example of schmadvertising.

Coke is what?
It.
Coke is It?
What happened to Pennywise?

by willi shrinx June 7, 2011

Schmackary

N. A glorified glory hole

I'm going to Schmackary's to get a schmack-snak!

by Gabe Ortiz October 27, 2012

schmackdangled

shitfaced; drunk out of your mind

Chelsea: That girl over there is white-girl wasted.
Emily: Yeah, she's so schmackdangled!

by titmonger October 31, 2013

schmackling

Two female dogs taking turns humping each other.

"Look at those bitches schmackling!"

by Steve erkle November 28, 2014

schemen

Someone who goes from guy to guy or girl to girl with no intent of relationship.

Dang Ronnie, Tim hooked up with a different girl each day this week. He's definitely been schemen.

by Rogerdaalein May 27, 2016