Nutella Sandwich

Associated with the infamous sex move, the Alabama Hot Pocket. The penis owner, or strap wearer, inserts their girthy attachment into the anus of another party, in which their anus is encrusted in what is widely known as ‘shit’. The penis owner/strap wearer proceeds to perform an act of sodomy (with consent) against the party whose anus is encrusted in shit. This sex act is known as the “Nutella Sandwich” because the walls of the anus represent two slices of bread whilst the feces represent nutella. The penis or strap represents a knife spreading the nutella.

Colton: Damn, I saw that clip of you performing the ‘Nutella Sandwich’ on your girl on your story last night! You really wanna be known for that?
Daniel: Damn straight, I graduate next year anyways. Before these bitches hop into my DMs wanting some sweets they need to know if they can handle my chocolate.

by sexy italian man October 6, 2020

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

by redlesley June 11, 2009

jam sandwich

Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.

Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!

by A Piece Of Poo April 24, 2006

Sandwich Artist

An employee of the fast food chain Subway.

James: "You're a fast food worker, right?"

Francis: "I beg your pardon. I am a Sandwich Artist, if you don't mind."

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009

like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found

As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.

by Jehc Reed June 25, 2005

coyote sandwich

A sexual act where in a man shits in his partner's mouth and then fucks their mouth.

She's the type of freak who would pay for a coyote sandwich.

by Ed Fern January 31, 2008

poona fish sandwich

an edable object made of the female vagina that resembles a tuna sandwich

I'll take a poona fish sandwich on rye, hold the bread, hold the fish, and ill take extra poon.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK July 4, 2009