Saddle

A large sized waffle, usually made of maize, that resembles a saddle.

Hey honey! Why don't you whip me up some saddles! Getting drunk and beating you and the kids makes me hungry!

Wow! Those were some tasty saddles Jim Bob! I'm so glad you married my sister! And a good thing she had a sister that I could marry too!

Who made these saddles? They taste like shit! Now them Belgium boys, they know how to make a good waffle! Hung like horses too!

by HandDownMyPants October 13, 2011

Saddlebrook Hoe

A tennis playing girl who desires to be gangbanged constantly as if ridden by a horse.

Uhhh Caroline T needs to be cockslapped cause she is a saddlebrook hoe.

by The Dark Knight's brother February 24, 2009

Sadderday

The unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. Can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, Fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.

Wife #1: What's with your husband today? He hath that lean and hungry look.

Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.

by QuacksO December 29, 2013

saddle city

A place where there are saddlers aplenty....fanny heaven.

Was there many birds in that kip last night? Saddle City !

by bb July 18, 2003

sadgeezer

Noun, substantive: Can also be applied to ladies (Lady SadGeezer).

A mild instult to a fan of something (less offensive than 'sad bastard')

"Wadda sadgeezer! Why would you send me your collection of Manchester City autographs, I hate football?"

"yer a total, total, sadgeezer!"

by Al Flintoff April 24, 2006

Saddle Faggot

1. A Gay Cowboy

Andy: "hey bob, i just saw 1 cowboy blowing this other cowboy off behind a tree."

Bob: "Must be saddle faggots."

by Anonymousman0 June 1, 2011

saddest happy ending

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.

That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.

by baronvonnonsense July 27, 2021