sweat wedgie

when you have so much sweat on or around your ass that is causes your boxers to go up your ass.

After I ran the mile, I was pulling on my ass because of a serious sweat wedgie

by katanagears October 29, 2009

Sweaterman Syndrome

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.

His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.

by youdabestttt November 2, 2011

sweater snake

An uncircumcised penis

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...

by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014

Sweating Online

When a person gets sweaty during cyber-sex, phone sex, or cam sex while on a hallucinatory drug.

Kendra walked out of her room all sweaty from her cam session with Greg while on Molly. She hoped her family didn't find out that she'd been sweating online.

by SuicidalCucumber January 4, 2015

sweat donut

A sweat ring on your shirt caused from the hair around your belly button gathering sweat.

After exercising, I had to change shirts because I had a sweat donut.

by The_Difference97 March 27, 2015

Sweater Dog

Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.

Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.

When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.

The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.

Celeste hates being sweater dogged!

by Bertha FD April 28, 2015

sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016