Chicago Sunrise

The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.

Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!

Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!

by Phfanny Smellmore May 21, 2024

Granola Sunrise

When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”

I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.

by Distracted Cosmonaut June 9, 2024

Florida Sunrise

When you combine ibuprofen, vitamin gummies, dayquil, and testosterone

"I'm high on Florida Sunrise"
"How?"

by maryskitkatbar March 13, 2026

Minnesota Sunrise

The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.

"I was already hammered and i needed her to be too, so we did a Minnesota sunrise"

by BigR123 April 5, 2025

Alaskan sunrise

When the top person in 69 position shits and it drips down onto the bottom's face.

Bro wtf, your mom gave me an Alaskan sunrise last night and I don't think it was by accident.

by Ayotollah Khomeini July 20, 2025

Alaskan sunrise

The process of passing a tangerine between a person's Anus and another's Anus

Jeez Becky you did an Alaskan sunrise with Jordan. Your both sluts

by Helpfully July 22, 2025

Alaskan Sunrise

Honestly, just having a genuinely good and appreciative conversation with a woman that you respect as an equal... and then you cum.

You know, we were planning on doing anal, but we just ended up doing an Alaskan Sunrise instead.

by Comrade Smirnoff July 22, 2025