STFU

an irrational response to your mother's comments that make more sense than your brain can accommodate
comfortably

"I thought we were going to spend the day together for Father's Day"
"Your Dad has been here all day, he worked in the yard for hours and just went to hit golf balls with your brother, they will be back by six"
"Oh, so I have been here all day, but he can go off with my brother" some more words of unkindness and then:
stfu, i am leaving
ridiculous.

by zzellda June 16, 2008

STFU

Sacred Trust of Females United! women rock! women get the job done!

Marianne: "Hey Melissa- you did a great job today"
Melissa: "Looks like you and Eva did a great job today too, Marianne"
Eva, Marianne & Melissa: "STFU !!!"

by Evil Eva August 5, 2008

Stauncher

A person who sucks on the toes of others.

Look at that stauncher Tyler sucking on Heidi's toes.

by Todd Bushey March 22, 2009

sfuni

Sif university. When you're over uni work and you want to burn your uni down, this is what you call it.

FNP - what are you doing now?
Pattus - sfuni work.
FNP - Shit, that sucks!

by Pattus August 19, 2003

STFU

means Shut the Fuck Up...basically shutting down whoever is talking.

why dont u STFU and go away!

by greg m April 29, 2004

Staunch

1. Large and Seaworthy (definition not used)

2. Just all out awsome, the best thing ever.

Usally used to describe food, games, movies or musicbut can also be used in thousands of other ways.

Devin: "That chicken parmi was so staunch"

Gazza: "Yer it was almost as staunch as Leborns 54 points

last night"

by Kevin....... November 7, 2009

stfu

slang for shut the fuck up

him: stfu bitch!
her: no you stfu!

by Anymoose October 5, 2005