Sasquatch Stalks

A girl's unshaven hairy legs.

"Girl, spread open 'dem Sasquatch Stalks and lemme nut on 'dat fun hole."

by Sean/Ryan March 10, 2008

corn stalk

An extermley thing girl, with bristly straight hair, and thing flappy arms. Tend to travel in large groups together for fear of embarassesment of the way they look.

My friend Jim Bob and I were walking through the mall today, and a herd of corn stalks walked right by us. We had to dodge their flappy arms.

"I MET UP WITH THIS CORN STALK THE OTHER DAY AND RIPPED HER IN HALF!!!, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!"

"Hey Bill, is that a bunch of girls walkin towards me or has a field of corn stalks uprooted and started smoking camel lights?"

by Ben Peterson October 22, 2007

Textbook-Stalking

When you're so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on Facebook.

Yo dude I was so bored reading that AP world texting book, that I totally started textbook-stalking.

by Allahforchantilly September 12, 2011

Inverse Stalking

When one checks LinkedIn to see if a specific individual has stalked them on LinkedIn, an act which in itself can be defined as stalking.

Meg checks LinkedIn to see if Travis has checked out her profile. Meg is Inverse Stalking.

by Inverse Stalker August 27, 2012

b stalking

when someone gives you so much information to contact them there's no excuse not to talk to them, like backwards stalking

"So how did you date go?"

"Horrible. This chick is b stalking me. I have her facebook, cell, home, e-mail...."

by Jennay200812 June 25, 2008

Spot Stalking

p.o.s. (n) The act of creepily driving behind someone as they walk to their car in order to get their parking space.

Girl (talking on phone walking slow):"So i can't believe Tom broke up with her, she totally gorge...oh shit I gotta go someone is spot stalking me. (speeds up to get to car)

by grich88 August 12, 2011

Organized Stalking

Fusion Centers are trash and make up terrorist because there aren't any and organize all the trash and do electronic surveillance and monitor you're phone and track you're GPS location and sychronize community mobbing trash to harass you with Zersetzung harassment techniques such as gaslighting, doppelgangers, smear campaigns, flying monkeys, and more.

Intelligence agencies such as the CIA, FBI, NSA use the watchlist for organized stalking and cults such as the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons also use organized stalking to terrorize their victims...

by TI Satan May 13, 2023