late stage democracy

a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".

the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.

this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.

common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.

"OMG DRUMP IS GONNA DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY"

"we will always be a democracy, a late stage democracy."

by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 31, 2024

Ex talking stage

An ex talking stage is someone you used to talk to romantically but not in a relationship

My ex talking stage tried to reach out to me

by Coolduckymomo March 4, 2024

Curse of the Stage Kiss

Two actors falling in love after kissing or making love in a movie or stage production.

Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.

by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015

stage 3 chirp

The ultimate chirp. The using of personal embarassing information against one of the boys. NEVER use these if you care about ya home boy.

Bro you can't say that around these guys. That's a stage 3 chirp.

by Ligmagang February 23, 2020

Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019

Stage Quit

Derived from the term “rage quitting”, stage quitting is when someone exits a situation angrily but it is actually just an act and they are not really mad. Stage quitting can take the form of an ironic rage quit for banter, or just simply be done as a cry for attention.

1) Cal was getting dragged in the group chat so he left. He was only pretending to be annoyed though, it was just a stage quit.

2) Lucy was getting bored so she stage quit the group chat for some attention.

by JohnLbmbmbm January 10, 2022

stage duo

the best most underated duo. This is a platonic/romantic ship between 'Punz' and 'Dream' from the <dreamsmp> minecraft server. Although most of the times it's referred to their fictional characters, it's also sometimes referred to their irls as well. We classify them by using 'c!' for 'character and 'cc!' for content creator.

bro 1: Bro, stage duo literally went out with a bang on season 1.
bro 2: They had a sandwich date and got blew up by a nuke but okay.

by anonymous January 29, 2023