American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

yak-sloth

a cross between a yak and a sloth. it is only found in certain parts of europe generally on the swiz-france boarder. iain youd spent years pretending he was not one of their race but eventually ate his sister( a renound yak-sloth tradition) and continues to live his life as a yak sloth. they tend to have a changeable personality and any good mood can be halted by a swift kick to the groin.

steve: "hay is that a yak sloth (question mark)"

dave: "yer!"

by james flinder February 10, 2005

koala sloth

Joey kidney's way of hugging someone

It can be hard to koala sloth.

by Whyhathmygodforsakenme April 28, 2019

Sid the sloth

It's just Justin like what do you expect.

Justin looks like Sid the sloth

by unclewhiteprivallage September 20, 2021

bleating sloth

Someone that is a useful fool that does nothing, but makes a lot of noise complaining

That bleating sloth got a canary for his car, because he never changed his tyres.

by alyeda June 23, 2008

Chassity sloth

Usually known as a kyle!

You play cards like a chassity sloth!

by Superword definer November 20, 2019