slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.

Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.

by Dave April 20, 2005

slippery jesus

The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.

Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"

Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"

Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"

by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016

slippery pig

In a team or pair... one person strips down and lubes up.. the rest of the team/other has to try and catch the 'Slippery Pig' ... winner mounts the pig.

Hey guys.. want to play slippery pig.

by GDawg101 June 27, 2015

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.

I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

by mr.grundle-chode May 5, 2011

slippery mermaid

Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)

She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.

by Mack attack March 20, 2014

Slippery Pete

An individual who excels in the company of women.

That slippery pete is stealing all the ladies tonight

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Slippery Slope

n: the unfortunate occurrence of sweat build up between the cheeks of one's anus. This causes an unsettling lack of friction, and often a concern that the victim has shit them self. It is usually caused by heat and excessive walking, and is often paired with a Slippery Slope. Can be cured with toilet paper or, for the more daring, a self-induced wedgie.

Tim: Oh, butternuts, I stubbed my toe.

Darrel: Shit, nigga, we got bigga problems than that. I got a Slippery Slope back here, and we ain't seen a bathroom in miles!

Tim: I'll call an ambulance.

by Whoopsht October 9, 2011