Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)
She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.
by Mack attack March 20, 2014
Get the slippery mermaidmug. The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.
Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016
Get the slippery jesusmug. The act of having sex with the woman on top and she squirts on you aiding for lubrication and stimulation.
"Can you make it squirt?"
"Yeah I can make it real wet."
"Good i'll give you the ol' slippery earlobe."
"Yeah I can make it real wet."
"Good i'll give you the ol' slippery earlobe."
by BigWillie420 September 30, 2011
Get the Slippery Earlobemug. to be called a:
someone who over exaggerates a story or situation to make themselves look better in front of people or in a way to create an excuse.
One who starts telling a bs story and just keeps adding on to it and cant seem to get out of the lie.
Its called a slippery nip due to the story teller constantly slipping on his own lies just to sound cooler
someone who over exaggerates a story or situation to make themselves look better in front of people or in a way to create an excuse.
One who starts telling a bs story and just keeps adding on to it and cant seem to get out of the lie.
Its called a slippery nip due to the story teller constantly slipping on his own lies just to sound cooler
Matt knew he didn't have any money. He asks his friend for 5 dollars and then goes on to tell his friend how he is going to his aunts tomorrow to cut her grass with her new 2000 dollar lawnmower with a sound system on it and awesome 10" chrome rims on it. His aunt lives in like a million dollar house on almost 3 acres of land in another city. So after that I should have money to pay you back. His friend (the lender) is completely aware that he doesn't have an aunt in another city and calls Matt a slippery nip.
by Alexsduke February 4, 2010
Get the slippery nipmug. Word used to describe getting some action from the female gender. Anything or act relating to the vagina.
by Grayson March 23, 2005
Get the slippery dinnermug. by Anonymous August 28, 2003
Get the Slippery Petemug. n: the unfortunate occurrence of sweat build up between the cheeks of one's anus. This causes an unsettling lack of friction, and often a concern that the victim has shit them self. It is usually caused by heat and excessive walking, and is often paired with a Slippery Slope. Can be cured with toilet paper or, for the more daring, a self-induced wedgie.
Tim: Oh, butternuts, I stubbed my toe.
Darrel: Shit, nigga, we got bigga problems than that. I got a Slippery Slope back here, and we ain't seen a bathroom in miles!
Tim: I'll call an ambulance.
Darrel: Shit, nigga, we got bigga problems than that. I got a Slippery Slope back here, and we ain't seen a bathroom in miles!
Tim: I'll call an ambulance.
by Whoopsht October 9, 2011
Get the Slippery Slopemug.